Sharp Idea 45 Be Absurd

Our inhibitions create a shell. We are like crab people (maybe event crabby people). Each day is filled with opportunities not monopolized upon because there we don’t want to take the risk. Why should we? The world has a lot of negative and hateful people who just want to judge and criticize you on your life, daily decisions and ideas. Well what can they say once the world has moved on from the moment of judgement. So I have some absurd ideas that I am going to share even if I know it is silly and could generate criticism, but who cares.

There is sharpie in the future and during this time aliens have invaded earth looking for a new place to settle and colonize. They have been living among us for generations now and have decided on earth being the best location.

In the middle of New York City, the hologram Jumbotron is playing the news station where the Leader of the alien race, Omnono, is handing the President their written agreement for peace. When the treaty is delivered the President cant sign it because alien paper an solid air type material and his pen cannot write on it.

“Quick, someone get me something to write with!” shouts the president.

The aliens both look at each other and, in subtitles, we see that they are discussing whether or not the President seems like he is going to be backing out of the treaty. The whole world is nervous and the aliens look ready to nullify the treaty and start a war. Then a man burst in and on international television holds up a sharpie.

“Wait! I have the solution.” the man yells.

The President looks at the man.

“A permanent marker? Are you sure?” asks the President slightly worried.

“Sir, I am confident.”

“The fate of the world is in your hands, son.” remarks the President

The man nods. As the President walks over to the aliens he signs the treaty ‘EARTH’ and the world cheers in happiness and humans and aliens live in peace.

The End

a silly symbolization of the treaty. I used aerogel as the alien “paper” and there is a subtle light background on the sign letter where normal pen could barely been seen